I need more records. More new records. And I definitely need a record washer. These seemingly random musings are actually key takeaways from time spent with the fabulous U-Turn Orbit Theory turntable, the brand’s new flagship that looks gorgeous and sounds even better.
Like a lot of people, my record habit over the years has often been more about a physical connection to my favorite albums than performance. Most of my dozens of records were rounded up on a shoestring budget, more as a fun hobby than out of reverence for analog media.
I did what so many of us do: resurrected my parents’ old hi-fi, added a moderately priced cartridge, and enjoyed the ritual of the needle and groove—all while keeping my spending in check. But since streaming generally offers a more practical solution, my record collection has been largely left to atrophy.
It didn’t take much time with the Theory for me to rediscover what I learned as an A/V journalist a decade ago: Vinyl done right makes all the difference. Though the Theory costs double the price of U-Turn’s next best table, it pays off with thoughtful upgrades, pristine components, and top-notch construction. This all translates into lifelike sound quality that has transformed my dusty stacks of wax into reverential musical experiences. I just can’t believe I didn’t upgrade sooner.
Setting up the belt-driven Theory takes some diligence, especially if you’re new to the experience. You’re essentially constructing it, and there are a few precarious moments—including when you add the counterweight at the end of the arm that holds the needle (technically called the “stylus”), which took me a bit to get right. I feared that I was about to drop the stylus onto the acrylic platter, which the instructions explicitly say not to do for fear of damage.
Even so, I had a record spinning in under 10 minutes, and there’s a feeling of satisfaction when it all comes together. U-Turn has also improved the experience over previous tables like its Orbit Special, with upgrades that include a dual-speed motor to swap between 33-rpm and 45-rpm records with a switch—previously you had to physically move the belt—and a belt groove in the translucent platter for better stability and easier placement.
The hardwood plinth (available in three finishes) is a sturdy base that looks both rustic and stylish. Like most components, its primary job is limiting noise by reducing unwanted resonance; the good looks are gravy.
The Theory comes with a choice of moving magnet (MM) cartridges; the default is an audiophile favorite, the Ortofon 2M Blue, but you can also upgrade to the 2M Bronze for $180. The cartridge is where the needle/stylus literally hits the groove and transduces the patterns to electrical information that becomes the music, so getting a good one is extremely important.