Hey, we're the cast of Never Have I Ever.

And today, we are guest correspondents for Wired.

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We'll be reviewing relationship gadgets.

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These are promising.

If these don't work, I'm gonna be so sad.

Tap your lamp and your friend's lamp will turn on.

Send colors, convey messages, and bridge the gap

in the distance that separates you.

I bought these for myself and my daughter

who lives in a different state. Aww.

Now, whenever she misses mommy,

she can just tap the lamp.

She absolutely loves it.

And so do I.

Five stars.

Waste of money.

This thing worked properly for about two weeks,

expensive piece of trash.

One star.

Dang, Liz.

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Pick a color.

Give me a color.

[lamp clicking]

Oh, that's a good color. Oh! That's cool!

I'll send your one back.

[lamp clicking]

[gasps]

Cute.

Magic. I love this color.

So how much money do we think it is?

$50.

200 bucks.

$200.

I'm gonna go with $125.

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Dang.

The pair, okay. [lamp clicking]

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I'd get it with Maitreyi.

Aw, thanks man.

I would get it for my sister.

I think she would like it.

Do it.

I would not get it.

I have a phones. [notifications chiming]

[group laughing]

I'll just, I'll just text you.

Okay. Let's bring out the next gadget.

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[Jaren] I'm really excited about this.

[Darren] Oh, it is a very nice looking necklace.

Oh, that is actually cute.

Oh, that's pretty.

[Darren] Very pretty.

The EverMee Necklace is a digital photo locket

that holds pictures when you scan it with their phones app.

This revolutionary necklace will help you and your partner

capture the pulse of the time.

Gorgeous. Not sure if it was my girlfriend

or this necklace that looked gorgeous.

Oh, it was both of them.

Stan, five stars. [snapping fingers]

Good job, Stan. Yes, Stan.

Good job, Stan.

Yes, Stan one.

Stan and Stan.

Disappointing company.

I bought three of these necklaces to use

as a gift for my family to surprise them with my pregnancy.

Oh wow.

Oh, okay.

When I went back to them to set up,

two out of three didn't work.

Very disappointing.

[robotic beeps] - Oh wow. That looks good.

[Darren] That looks very nice.

I have uploaded a photo to the locket.

I'm gonna scan it.

[phones beeping]

I mean, that's cute.

Does it send the photo back to this phones?

Wait. So, I just sent it to myself?

[Producer] Yeah. Yeah.

Okay, cool?

It's like Uber, but you pick yourself up.

Yeah. It's Uber Eats,

but you actually make the food at home.

Oh my God. The photo disappears.

I have to like do it every time?

Enter an access code?

That's a lot.

We, we give up.

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[Producer] How many stars?

[group speaks in unison] Zero, zero. Sorry.

This is such a waste.

I wanted love to win.

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You look great today.

[group speaking] We're all gonna do this? Oh no!

I just had lunch.

Pocket, Bad Breath Tester.

With an advanced semiconductor gas sensor,

this portable bad breath tester can tell you

how good or bad your mouth odor is in just five seconds.

I don't like that.

I'm not doing this thing.

I had, like, garlic bread for lunch.

We were all just like.

We're a table of just turnips.

We're a table of bad breathers.

Yeah.

Clean. Making kid brush their teeths.

[giggling]

That's literally what it says, don't laugh.

Probably a waste of money. No consistent readings.

Think-

He just ate gum.

Darren Barnett [crosstalk]. How dare you!

I'm not trying to catch bad breath labels out here.

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Two, uh, uh, one.

All right, I got mine.

So, what do the levels mean?

Low is good, I think.

I, I got bad.

I got a, I got a two.

I got real bad.

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Wait, I wanna do it again to see if it-

No, that's the countdown, Ramona.

[Darren] No, I just chewed gum.

Oh. It's fine.

It's okay.

Yeah, mine was not dope.

What'd you get?

I got a four.

Oh! And you got the gum!

Well, at first I got a two and now I have a three.

I got a two. I got a three.

I got four again!

And you just had gum.

I have gum right now in my mouth.

You should have the best breath out of all of us.

Whoa. We're gonna try it again.

With Altoids.

[group giggling]

At least, this does not work.

No. Now I got a level two.

I didn't see you blow. Switch with me.

No!

Switch with me.

No, no. Leave, guy don't.

Okay. Okay. The countdown has started.

[Maitreyi] Doing this for science.

I'm a level four now.

Me too.

This is rigged. I am too.

This is rigged.

I'm gonna blow on this so hard right now.

I'm a four too!

[exhaling loudly]

[Darren] Blowing from the gut.

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This just makes you feel bad about yourself.

And whose opinion is this, you know?

Yeah. Who are you?

[Darren] Boo. Gonna tell me.

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Okay. All right.

Bond Touch.

The Bond Touch produces gentle vibrations

to replicate your partner's touch,

and helps keep your loved ones close by.

My love is being deployed across seas.

The touches are vibrant

and every time I receive one from her,

a huge smile comes across my face.

All five stars.

And it's by Letzgetweird93.

[group laughing]

That sort of took a little bit of the romance out, right?

Stopped working after a month.

You have to sit there and tap it repeatedly

until it finally starts to record your message.

I'm very upset about this.

[Jaren] One stars. Oh.

[robotic beeps]

It's not on.

Oh, oh.

You give it some taps.

Do you feel it?

Do you feel what [mumbles quietly].

Oh! Oh.

Oh, romance?

[Lee] Wait a minute.

Touch?

It's like blinking. It's a little, it's super gentle.

Love me.

I'm trying to tell you!

Nothing.

This don't work.

Oh! Oh!

There it is.

Did you feel it?

Very underwhelming.

Oh.

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Full disclosure,

I feel like I've seen this online,

'cause I thought it was really cute,

and I was, like, oh, this is wholesome.

This is not a cheap device.

A hundred dollars.

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[group gasping]

[Producer] Dayum. Is it worth it?

[group answers in unison] No.

Final gadget.

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[Darren] Oh no, the Morse Code.

It's your realtime heartbeat?

Ohh.

The Pillowtalk wristband

picks up your real time heartbeat,

and sends it to the other person's pillow.

In your own pillow,

you can hear the heartbeat of your loved one,

wherever they are in the world.

I don't think I'd like that.

So you gotta put this thing in your pillow?

I love it.

I fall asleep so fast and I would love

if I can still continue to hear my partner's heartbeat

even when I'm using other apps.

Five stars.

It's not working.

My boyfriend got this for us for Christmas.

It's almost been a year.

And it still hasn't given us one successful night.

Oh.

One out of five stars.

I mean, that's their fault.

They should have just returned it

for another one, right? After a year?

Yeah. That feels a little odd,

that they were like, it doesn't work,

let's keep trying it for a year?

I feel like.

[Maitreyi] Oh, this is magnetic. Oh my God.

[Darren] Your device is not connected. Not connected.

[Darren] I'm online. You are?

Yeah.

See, mine says you're not online.

[Darren] I'm not feeling it, I got nothing.

That is a long code you have to put in.

[Maitreyi] I am trying to make this work,

this is gonna be great.

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[Darren] This is, uh. It's not even connected.

It's too complicated. It's not worth it.

It's too much.

Technology is supposed to make things easier.

Also, do you have to keep this connected

to your phones the whole time?

[Darren] Yeah's that's what that review said.

And, a battery in your pillow?

Seems like a hazard.

It has to always be on the app even.

Oh. That's like draining your battery.

[Producer] What if the other person

lived on the other side of the world?

Then, they're like 12 hours ahead of you,

and they're not gonna be in bed when you're in bed.

Factual! You know?

[Producer] Any favorites?

Friendship lamp.

Friendship Lamp.

Friendship, lamp, friendship, lamp.

[Producer] What would you guys vote on

as the worst gadget out of the five?

Oh wait. This one made me feel shitty about myself.

Just because it's a liar.

I thought the pillow one was pretty goofy.

In theory, that one is good.

In theory, this one is great.

This?

[Darren] Oh, that one was useless.

[Maitreyi] So stupid.

I change my answer.

I mean, even the bracelets, if it worked,

I'm gonna be honest.

I don't wanna wear that, it's sort of ugly.

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Oh wait. No, I'm saying like, no, no, no,

hear me out.

No, it's okay. I would, thank you, Lee.

It is sort of ugly.

Like, I'm not wearing that with every single outfit.

Are we being mean?

This is just our constructive criticism.

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