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Automated Parallel Parking

Is it OK to embrace automated parallel parking? Or does it make you look like a helpless schmuck? Mr. Know-It-All helps you take control back from your Lexus.

Released on 09/06/2013

Transcript

[Female Narrator] Mr. Know It All.

Am I less of a man if I use

the automated parallel parking on my Lexus?

Well it all depends if you're talking about

literally being less of a man.

I mean are you schvitzing at the thought of being

emasculated by your automobiles's bizarre self-sufficiency?

In that sense you are, by definition,

less of a man as you have lost weight

by accelerating your secretion of moisture.

But, if you're talking figuratively,

you then fall into the treacherous bog

that is a gender role.

See American culture tells us a man should indeed

avoid assistance of any kind while operating an automobiles.

This applies especially to help from inanimate objects

such as maps, or even help from an animate object,

such as a passenger using said map to help you navigate.

These are hard and fast American values.

However, if you come from a culture

with different gender roles,

then relying on automated parallel parking

might be tolerated.

In that case though,

I'd wonder how you'd procured a Lexus in the first place,

and if you're even properly licensed to drive.

[Alien On Right] Don't know.

I'm Mr. Know It All,

which means I already know whether or not you are interested

in clicking on the subscribe button.

You are.

Animated by: Mike Wartella (Dream Factory Animation) Designed by: Christoph Niemann

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