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Please welcome to the stage, President of Mathletes,

as well as our own self-published magazine:

Women with a Why, valedictorian Brandy Klark.

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Get off the stage, virgin!

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I loved high school.

I think I'm in the minority.

I'm still really-- I loved it too.

You did?

Yeah, I loved it.

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My name's Alia Shawkat.

I play Fiona in the film The To Do List.

I'm proud of it; it's a funny, raunchy comedy.

Wait, you just--

Okay, that's who I am, sorry!

(giggling) Aubrey?

Who are you?

Great job.

My name's Aubrey Plaza, I'm gonna go again.

and I play Brandy Klark

[Alia] Oh, they you are. in the movie.

[Alia] She goin from straight A's to getting her first F.

That's right.

I think it's sexy.

(laughter) But in a really un-sexy way.

[Maggie] Yep. Well said.

And I'm Maggie Carey.

I wrote and directed the movie.

And I do pride myself; they are some of the most un-sexy

sex scenes ever directed, so I nailed that one.

Is this-- is it-- are-- is this shorts or a skirt?

Neither, they're skorts.

(laughter) She gave me her

high school diaries and they were helpful.

They gave me a lot of inspiration.

You just had an attitude and you were super confident.

Like, it was very, it was written from a person that

really knew everything and was very confident.

Which knew everything with no life experience.

Right.

But knew you know, everything.

Which is like, you know, most teenagers.

Yeah.

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We met at UCB Theater One, Two, Three.

in New York.

Yeah, a long time ago we were in an improv class together

and we were friends.

Yep. And then Maggie

asked me to be in a web series that

she directed at the time that I was in

also with her husband Bill Hader and some other people.

And that's kinda how we met.

[Maggie] Yeah and I wrote the movie with Aubrey in mind.

That's why it's sexy.

(laughter) C'mon now.

Sorry, I'm too classic.

You know seeing her do stuff at UCB and seeing her

improvise shows, she'll play like six different

characters in a night

and I love, I mean she definitely is amazing at

sarcastic and dead-pan;

but it was fun to also see her do something more

type A and very studious.

It's not having sex that's a big deal, it's this.

Work-Out.

All those feelings and emotional crap.

Go see the movie, okay?

(laughter) That's why we're here.

That's enough. You're gonna love the movie.

You did it. You're good. Go see it.

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Put your glasses on.

I will when I'm ready.

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