(piano theme)

Commenter Jackson thinks this MacBook Air can defeat

our three trials. Fool!

This a badly dubbed martial arts episode of Battle Damage.

(rock music)

The MacBook Air. Specifically designed for the coffee shop

screenwriting hipster market, and people who can't handle

the four-and-a-half pounds of a normal MacBook.

There are three rounds in this grand

Battle Damage tournament.

Dropped from a normal height, dropped from really high,

and a final face-off of extreme limits.

[Justin] And we'll be capturing all the windmill kicks

and tiger claws in glorious slow motion

with our hand built camera rig.

For this first test, it should be fine.

The worst that's going to happen

is the case is going to shut.

Or it will explode.

I mean I guess that's the worst that could happen.

(giggles)

Action.

(thuds)

(thuds repeatedly)

Didn't sound good.

Didn't sound great.

But it's still on. I mean, it's still working, right?

Oh, it works fine.

(ding)

What's new is OS X Mavericks?

I guess we're never going to find out.

Roll!

Action.

(cracks)

(cracks repeatedly)

Oooh, that screen looks messed up

(Mac volume control noises)

We can still listen to music!

I think this is a pass.

No way!

Cause if you could hook it up to a monitor

and still use it, the components still function.

I think we're going to have to agree to disagree

on that one.

Okay.

(buzz)

[Justin] To test the Air's extreme limits,

we've enlisted the help of professional stunt performer,

Mickey Facchinello.

This is gonna be good!

Roll!

Action.

Hyeah!

(crunches)

(crunches repeatedly)

Nice!

Wow...

The bend.

(Mac volume control noises)

The volume still works.

(giggling)

Alright, let's do it again.

Roll!

Action.

Hyeah!

(crunches loudly)

(repeated loud crunches)

[Both] Ohhhhhh!

[Justin] Try the volume.

Nope. You did it.

[Mickey] Yay!

I just wanna like, try and close this.

[Justin] Wow.

(buzz)

You! What do you want to see us Battle Test next?

Leave a comment down below with the hashtag

#BattleDamage.

Hyeah! (smack)

Ah! Jerk!

Sorry!