Craziest Battle Damage Moments from Season 1
Released on 02/12/2015
(serene music)
Hey, everyone.
Erik and Justin from Battle Damage.
Over the course of Season One,
we smashed a lot of stuff.
Like, a lot of stuff.
(plastic cracks)
(metal crunches) (concrete shatters)
A lot.
(woman grunts) (plastic cracks)
(glass shatters)
(man grunts) (plastic cracks)
A lot of stuff.
(plastic cracks) (metal crunches)
Without further ado,
here's the best of Season One.
In today's episode, we're gonna see how well
this Nintendo Game Boy--
Jambox-- Printer--
Flatscreen TV-- Apple ipads--
The GoPro.
This footage is gonna look so good! (laughs)
Ready...
Action!
(ipads clatters)
[Justin] It looks a little bent.
[Erik] That's insane!
Ragnarok!
(giggles) I'm a little scared.
(Roomba thuds)
Give up, Erik; it's dead!
No! One, two--
You can't save it!
(Erik huffs into Roomba)
Don't touch that dial.
TVs don't have dials anymore.
What?
[Erik] We had prepped some soda cans,
thinking the potato wouldn't do much damage.
Ready?
(distorted groan)
(plastic shatters)
[Justin] That is a mortal wound.
Ka-Boom! Ka-Boom!
(plastic cracks) (rock shatters)
(tinny shattering)
(metal clattering)
(men groaning)
That why the cart's armored!
(woman grunting)
(distorted shattering)
[Justin] Which one of these two consoles is the toughest?
We're gonna chop the loser in half with a chainsaw.
(chainsaw buzzes)
(distorted clattering)
(distorted whooshing)
(tinny shattering)
This, is from this!
[Justin] That is nice.
[Erik] That's how strong it is.
We figured the best way to determine the strength
of our modern-day boombox was to test it
against the strength of an original boombox.
(distorted clattering)
[Justin] I'm just amazed at how tough this thing is.
(man grunting) (distant cracking)
(chainsaw buzzing)
(plastic shattering) (rock shattering)
(plastic slamming) (plastic shattering)
Whoa!
Boy, that was a thrilling and expensive couple minutes.
Sure was, Justin!
Sure was.
(swallows nervously)
Let us know which Season One episode was your favorite
down there in the comments.
And remember, we're gonna see you very soon
with Season Two of Battle Damage.
(whooshing)
(shattering)
(static buzzing)
[Erik] You're paying me back for that stuff, right?
Right?
Starring: Erik Beck, Justin Johnson
Music:
"Hey You" (Instrumental) by: Pigeon John
"So Ganster" (Instrumental) by: Pigeon John
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