My name is Jeff 1000. I'm evil robot from outer space.

(laughs) I'm just kidding.

I'm a regular guy living in LA,

hanging out with my best friend, Summer Glau.

It's the bomb!

Oh I'm sorry, I'm still running Windows 95.

(laughs sheepishly) (modem beeping sound)

Human alert! Human alert! Human alert!

[director] All right. A little angrier.

(higher pitch) Human alert! Human alert!

[director] There's a vengeful side to it,

so it's kind of cold.

(deeper pitch) Human alert! Human alert!

[Director] A little colder, that's all right.

[Jeff] Human alert! Human alert!

[Director] Just forget all that.

Try this, try, it's just, it's what's beneath the surface.

Right? You can't just say it, you got to actually mean it.

(higher pitch) Human alert!

Human alert! Human Alert!

[Director] Okay, I think, Jeff, you've just

done it too many times, okay,

so just take a breath, take a moment.

Okay, ah Nick, it's just I'm from another planet

and I'm like, Human alert! Human alert!

but I'm the only one here, so...

[Summer] Yeah, you know, I was actually wondering

about that too because you keep saying Human alert!

but he's the only robot.

Yeah. (mumbles)

Was he saying it to me? Or, or

Exactly! I mean,

Or was he saying it to himself?

[Nick] Himself. It's like he's warning himself, you know

he's warning himself because you're human

and you hate humans, Jeff.

There's nothing you hate more than (mumbles)

90% bordering horrible human so you just want

to annihilate that human and that's what I'm not getting.

[Jeff] Right. Right. I'm getting, like,

yeah I'm gonna kill but you just hate humans.

He hates humans. Let's try it again, Jeff.

Ok, I don't know. Is it the material?

Don't worry about it.

[Nick] All right, lets get everyone back to first marks.

Cameras back up.

Oh, Nick. Nick. Ah, sorry. One question.

I can't fly, right? I mean, my character.

[Nick] He can't fly (mumbles). And action!

Okay, ah, Human Alert! Human Alert!