Hey, I'm Mark Wahlberg.

And I'm Kevin Hart.

And we're back with the WIRED Complete Interview.

No, it's the WIRED Autocomplete Interview.

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Complete.

Yes, you don't listen.

That's your problem.

Man.

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What is Kevin Hart's best movie?

I'm gonna have to say Me Time.

Is Kevin Hart the king of comedy?

I can't answer that question.

Ooh

I would never say that I am.

The king of comedy is Richard Pryor.

You pretty much said it already.

Eddie Murphy.

Dave Chappelle. Just your body language.

I would say that there's so many before me

that paved the way for me to do what I did.

Why did Kevin Hart start acting?

Shouldn't it be when is he gonna start acting?

Okay, no, that's not, that's not.

Guys, don't laugh at that.

I'm kidding.

Don't laugh at that.

Why did Kevin Hart start acting?

I don't know, why did you?

'Cause you wasn't gonna make it in the NBA.

[Kevin laughing]

You peeked at the NBA Entertainment League

and you're like, Oh shit, I gotta do something else.

It's because this door was open and I said,

Why not try to run through it?

I saw an opportunity.

Comedy opens up doors.

This was one of them.

Wow, that's amazing.

Okay, what movie is Kevin Hart and Ice Cube in?

Oh shit, I know that.

What do you mean, oh shit?

Oh, that's the one where he drags you.

That's another guy that I know that made you look good.

Man, you really hitched yourself--

Hold on, wait a minute.

To a lot of big wagons.

With Cube?

It's Ride Along, man.

Ride Along, yes, yes, yes.

Ride Along.

Hitched myself to--

Who does Kevin Hart play in Super-Pets?

This is coming out.

This is coming out in a week and a half.

You should know this answer.

Ace, I play Ace.

What is it, a chihuahua?

No, it's a big dog.

It's a hound.

A big one?

Yes, it's a big dog.

I'm a big strong dog. You the big dog.

Who set Kevin Hart up in True Story?

Oh, I didn't see that, Wesley.

Well, you just answered it.

There you you go. There you go.

By the way, we just spoiled the movie and the show

for everybody else to watch it, jackass.

How many movies Mark Wahlberg played in?

Mark Wahlberg?

I don't know, 50 something?

No, he's been in at least 63 movies.

[Producer] He's been in at least 62 movies.

No.

62, did I really?

[Producer] Yes.

I was one off.

Look at that.

I know you, buddy.

Is Entourage about Mark Wahlberg?

Absolutely, that's about Mark and his crew.

Actually, the originator of a crew in Hollywood

stems from Mark Wahlberg

and his loyalty to his crew and guys.

Shouts out to him for being one of the first.

[Both] A movie where Mark Wahlberg knows everything.

I mean, are we picking just one here?

Are we talking about on set or off set?

That I know everything?

[Producer] Yes.

I don't know.

[Producer] Infinite.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

There you go.

How would you not know that?

Because that was the 64th movie.

You got two.

Okay, was Mark Wahlberg a rat in The Departed?

Yes.

No, I wasn't.

I know, you were a cop.

I was trying to be funny.

No, but some of the cops were rats.

I know that, but I know you weren't.

I was trying to be funny.

Geez, I just said it then he got mad.

So, he didn't care about Infinite,

but you say something about The Departed

and he gets an attitude. Oh shit.

What movie is Mark Wahlberg--

What movie is Mark Wahlberg and The Rock in?

Oh, Dicks in the Park.

What's it called?

Dicks in the Park.

Dicks in the Park.

Pain & Gain.

Oh, Pain & Gain.

I thought it was The Other Guys.

Didn't he do a cameo in that too?

Oh, he was in The Other Guys too, that's correct.

That is correct.

He was just in the opening--

Pain & Gain and The Other Guys.

Him and Sam Jackson.

Does Mark Wahlberg really wake up at 2:00 AM?

No, he wakes up at 4:00.

No--

You don't wake up at 2:00.

I wake up many times at 2:00.

If I go to bed at 6:00, I'm up at 2:00.

Yeah, that's because of gas.

Come on, it's not.

Does Mark Wahlberg drink coffee?

I see you drinking coffee early--

Espresso.

But I don't see you drinking often, yeah espressos.

I just started.

What does Mark Wahlberg bench press?

That's easy.

Light weight.

I don't know, probably like 145, 150.

Nothing crazy.

He's got little arms.

Why does Mark Wahlberg wear gloves when he works out?

Bad wrists and hands, and then yeah.

Yeah, yeah, that's what it is.

My calluses are already bad enough.

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Thank you, guys.

[Producer] Kevin, can we keep you for--

Yes, sure.

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Guys, the reason why Mark Wahlberg had to leave

and I'm now sitting here by myself

is because I'm the only one who really cares

about their career.

Mark is at a age now where he has to go to the bathroom

quite often through the period of a day.

It's called a weak bladder.

Happens when you pop the age 50.

But have no fear because I'm here to soldier us through.

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All right, does Kevin Hart do his own stunts?

Absolutely, that's a stupid question.

You've seen my body.

Everything you see in any movie with me is a stunt

until you see me and it's not me.

Figure that out.

Does Kevin Hart like The Rock?

Absolutely, that's my brother.

Love him to death.

Like is an understatement.

Love is really what it is.

Does Kevin Hart own Fabletics?

Yes, what kind of question is that?

I'm an owner of the brand

and I have tons of Fabletics clothing.

Why?

Well, because quality and comfort is best

when it's presented to you at a price point you can afford.

Fabletics, put a F on your chest.

That was not a commercial.

Mark has his own line, which is called Municipal,

which is a very good line as well.

You're looking at two entrepreneurs.

So, we're guys that believe that we can do things ourselves,

especially attach ourselves to great opportunities,

and we both have.

So, shouts out to Mark as well.

He would tell you the same thing if he was here.

Asshole.

Does Kevin Hart like anime?

I don't dislike anime, but I've never watched it.

So, I can't say that I like it because I've never seen it,

but my daughter loves it.

Shouts out to Heaven.

Heaven loves anime.

Does Kevin Hart really have a photographic memory?

Absolutely, watch this.

Does Kevin Hart really have a photographic memory?

If that's not photographic, I don't know what is.

[chuckles] Right?

I said a sentence, I told you what the sentence was.

The sentence before that one, come on.

I can do it all day.

I can run through the list because I remember it all.

All right, I'll do it next time.

Okay, why is Kevin Hart important?

Well, because people need laughter.

Without laughter, the world sucks.

There you go.

Why is Kevin Hart afraid of animals?

Because animals don't talk English.

They don't speak our language.

I don't know what you're thinking,

so why shouldn't I be afraid?

You can attack me whenever you want.

Why is Kevin Hart in Belfast?

Oh, Kevin Hart was in Belfast

filming a movie called Lift for Netflix as well.

It's a heist movie directed by my good friend,

brother, F. Gary Gray.

Why did Kevin Hart voice Kanye West?

Because it was funny.

It was a good opportunity, it was fun.

It was a video and it just made sense.

It was in Lil Dicky's Earth video.

No, Kanye don't care.

Why is Kevin Hart a comedian?

Because there were no other options.

It was either this or strip.

I chose comedy.

And I feel like my career stripping

would've been that successful.

That's the real deal, ugh.

All right, is Kevin Hart a nice guy?

Absolutely.

What kind of question is that?

Is Kevin Hart an Eagles fan?

Absolutely, fly, Eagles, fly.

E-A-G-L-E-S, Eagles.

Is Kevin Hart a shark?

If you're talking about cards, I can be.

If you're talking about swimming, I can be.

I don't know in what regards this would be towards.

So, I'm gonna assume you're talking about

cards or swimming, and both yes.

Is Kevin Hart taller than Tom Cruise?

Absolutely.

And I'm a bad ass too.

Catch me in Top Gun 6.

All right, is Kevin Hart good at bowling?

Absolutely.

When I used to bowl actively,

I probably averaged a 175, 180.

Pretty good bowler.

Hook, see that?

That's how you can tell if somebody can bowl.

That's my fingertips coming out the ball correctly.

It's my ball releasing,

releasing, releasing, releasing, strike.

There it is.

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Hope you got to know a little bit about Mark and myself.

Anything else, Mark?

You just touched upon everything.

There you go, all right.

Problem solved.

Nice.

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