Hi, I'm Seth Rogen

and this is the Wired Autocomplete Interview,

Part Two.

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I'm generally horrified to Google myself,

but I'm curious to see

what's flying around out there these days.

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All right.

Who is Seth Rogen?

Valid question.

Who is this guy?

If you've Googled this, the answer is me.

I am Seth Rogen.

Who does Seth Rogen look like?

If you're the average person on the streets,

any other famous Jewish person.

Who does Seth Rogen play in the Lion King?

I play the Pumbaa, the warthog

in the new Lion King.

Who does Seth Rogen's voice?

Do people ask that?

As though I have another person doing this?

The answer is me, Seth Rogen.

I do Seth Rogen's voice.

Could you imagine the infrastructure required

to have another human doing my voice?

That would be insane.

If you have ever Googled Who does Seth Rogen's voice?

you're an idiot.

Thank you so much.

Does Seth Rogen have a podcast?

Yes. Seth Rogen does have a podcast.

It's called Storytime with Seth Rogen.

It's one of the most acclaimed things I've ever done.

Which is not saying much,

but people do seem to enjoy it.

Did Seth Rogen invent the cross joint?

I didn't.

I would say I probably played a role

in popularizing the cross joint,

but we had like a book of like novelty joints

that someone had given us

and we rolled them in high school.

They were like party.

It was like a party trick, kind of.

So no, I only wish I had the ingenuity

to invent the cross joint.

I'm not an engineer.

Does Seth Rogen sell his pottery?

I've never sold my own original pottery.

I've sold replicas, versions,

things based on my pottery,

things I've worked a long time designing

and making sure that they're good,

but not my actual physical pottery that I've made.

Does Seth Rogen celebrate Christmas?

No.

Seth Rogen is Jewish.

The Seth Rogen play Call of Duty?

I used to.

Probably up until like five years ago

when I was playing one of the newer Calls of Duty...

Calls of Duty? Call of Duties?

And I just couldn't do it.

And I was like, this is the moment

that I am too old to play these [beep] games.

And I put Call of Duty away and I've not played it since.

Okay. How Seth Rogen.

How did Seth Rogen get his start?

I started doing standup comedy

in Vancouver, British Columbia

when I was around 13 years old.

That led me to getting an agent,

and then I found myself

on the television show, Freaks and Geeks.

And I essentially work with a lot

of the same people I did since then.

How did Seth Rogen meet Jay Baruchel?

On the show Undeclared.

I met him at the audition,

and then probably the screen test

was the first time I hung out with him.

And we brought him in,

and I remember him explaining to me

that his favorite movie was Fight Club,

and if he got the show, he was gonna buy a Ferrari.

I think he was greatly underestimating

the amount of taxes we would be paying

in relation to our salaries at that time.

How old was Seth Rogen in Donnie Darko?

18, maybe, I think I was probably-

My parents were not on the set

so I was probably 18 years old.

It was my first film role, yeah.

And I worked with Jake Gyllenhaal who,

it was one of his first films.

And I remember thinking, This guy is gonna be

much more successful than me.

And I was right.

How to pickle like Seth Rogen?

By that, do you mean, pickle a human?

I hope that's not what people mean.

If the answer is that, I think you can't.

I think if you're wondering, can you pickle yourself,

like I did in the movie An American Pickle,

you cannot do that.

Thank you.

Is Seth Rogen alive?

Last I checked, but it's been debated.

If I died between now and when this airs,

it would be spooky.

Is Seth Rogen banned from North Korea?

I assume.

I think everyone's kind of banned from North Korea.

It's not an easy place to just go to.

Is Seth Rogen friends with Adele?

No.

This might be referring to the fact

that I was sitting front row at her television special.

I've never met Adele

and that's the closest I've ever been to Adele.

I'm a big fan.

And if you're not, you're [beep] asshole,

cause Adele's objectively good.

I'm not saying you gotta play Adele

like all the [beep] time,

but if you don't like Adele,

period,

you're not a good person.

Is Seth Rogen God?

The movie Ghostbusters has taught me

to say yes to this question.

Is Seth Rogen's laugh real?

From the people that brought you the question:

Who does Seth Rogen's voice? comes this one.

Could you imagine the life I would be leading

to have had to maintain a manufactured laugh

since the late 90s.

That's like these actors who are bald,

who pretend they're not bald.

I look at them and I'm like,

the life you've chosen to lead,

what have you done here?

Just be bald. There's bald people.

Ed Harris,

sexy man,

bald.

There's hundreds of bald men that are sexy.

Are you kidding me?

Larry David's a good looking bald man.

Bruce Willis, great looking, bald.

Jason Statham- the entire cast of Fast and Furious.

Bald. Bald, bald, bald, bald, bald.

All baldos.

It's why they're so fast and furious.

You can transcend baldness, is what I'm saying,

with other attributes.

What Seth Rogen.

What is Seth Rogen like in real life?

I wish I knew at this point, honestly.

I think kind of like this.

This is not a thing I do in like my normal life.

So not specifically like this,

but I'd say in general,

I don't have someone else doing my voice

or my laugh or something like that.

What camp did Seth Rogen go to?

I went to a camp called Camp Miriam.

Some of my best friends to this day I met

at camp Miriam,

or Mahaim Miriam as we called it,

cause it was a Jewish camp.

My sister and her friends rent it from time to time,

And I went there, maybe four or five years ago,

and it was weird.

It was exactly the same.

They have not like changed anything.

There was like graffiti I had written

that was still like on the walls of the cabin.

What show did Seth Rogen write on?

I've written on a few TV shows.

The first one was Undeclared, which was on Fox.

We premiered, I believe September 17th, 2001.

Not the best release date for a light comedy show.

And the show did not do well

and was canceled pretty quickly,

after I think 16 episodes maybe.

But I was a writer on that.

And then I was a writer on Da Ali G Show

in 2004, I think.

What color is Seth Rogen's hair?

I assume there's not a word missing there, right?

My hair is, I don't know,

brownish gray with more and more skin color poking through,

but I've decided to bald.

To not be like these other men.

You will watch me bald.

I will be on that list one day.

I did turn to my wife the other day and I said,

One day you will be married to a bald man,

just so you know.

It might not be for a while.

It might be decades from now,

but I will bald and I will not hide it.

It's already happening.

I'm sure if you're a huge fan of mine,

you've noticed it over the years.

[Voice] Thank you. Thank you so much.

Who Seth Rogen.

Who did Seth Rogen write Superbad with?

I wrote it with my friend, Evan Goldberg

who I still work with to this day.

We met in bar mitzvah class when we were 12 years old

and we went to high school together.

We wrote Pineapple Express together.

we directed This is the End together,

and The Interview and we produced together

and he's still one of my very best friends.

And we still write together.

We started writing Superbad

when we were like 13 years old,

basically when we started high school

It's like embarrassing how similar it is

to the finished movie that we made,

that is still what many consider

one of the best things

I've ever had anything to do with.

I've had to grapple a lot with the fact

that I did a lot of that when I was like 15 years old.

So yeah.

Who does Seth Rogen play in Invincible?

I play Allen the Alien in Invincible,

and it's a wonderful show, I recommend you watch it.

It's like a dr- there is dramatic elements to the role

and there's comedic elements to the role.

I was glad people accepted me as Allen the Alien

cause he's a very muscular figure.

And whenever I am accepted as a muscular person

even in the context of an animated superhero show,

it's flattering.

Who is Seth Rogen's agent?

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United Talent Agency is my agent.

I don't know if- they don't want their name said.

That's enough.

That's all you need to know.

Who plays Seth Rogen's dad in Knocked up?

The late, great Harold Ramis plays my dad in Knocked Up.

He's in Ghostbusters, he plays Egon Spengler.

He directed Groundhog Day,

which is one of the greatest comedies of all time.

And he has written countless other amazing comedies

and directed other countless amazing comedies.

And I met him at the Deauville Film Festival

with Judd Apatow when we were there in 2000,

we were there with 40-Year-Old Virgin.

We asked him if he would play my father.

And he said, yes.

And he was fantastic.

Is Seth Rogen.

Is Seth Rogen vegan?

Seth Rogen is not vegan.

I eat vegan things, at times.

Sometimes I'll find myself having eaten something vegan

and I'll think, Oh, not bad.

Sometimes I'll think, Look at you.

You're really doing it.

Is Seth Rogen making a new movie?

Yeah, I have made a movie

that'll come in around Thanksgiving,

called The Fablemans,

directed by Steven Spielberg.

And I also this year, will be making another new movie.

There are more Seth Rogen movies coming your way.

I don't usually talk about myself in the third person.

Please include that.

Is Seth Rogen friends with Eminem?

I wouldn't say I'm friends with Eminem.

If I saw Eminem, I would go talk to him

and I'd be happy to see him

and I assume he'd be happy to see me.

So I would say I'm a friendly acquaintance with Eminem,

but I, you know,

if I'm like making a list of like people

to invite over for a barbecue,

Eminem is not on it,

nor has he ever invited me to anything.

So I think he feels similarly.

Is Seth Rogen the yellow M&M?

No.

I'm not an M&M.

And I wouldn't be an M&M.

You know what?

I would never be an M&M.

What Seth Rogen directed?

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I like how they worded that.

Seth Rogen directed,

This is the End and The Interview

and the pilot for the show Preacher,

as well as some episodes of that.

The pilot for the show, Black Monday,

as well as some episodes of that.

That's most of it.

What is Seth Rogen's Zodiac sign?

I was born April 15th.

Aries. I'm an Aries.

What is Seth Rogen's phones number?

Watch The Eric Andre Show.

You will find it.

What does Seth Rogen drive?

For a long time, I had a Toyota Highlander

and I really liked it.

And then I was like, I can afford a Range Rover.

And then I got one of those and I like it much more.

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