Hi, I'm Kristen Bell.

And I'm Melissa McCarthy.

And we're here to do a Google Autocorrect interview.

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Bring in the card.

Is Melissa McCarthy vegan?

Just ask the steak I ate last night.

Hey-o.

Is Melissa McCarthy related to Paul McCarthy?

Very good question.

I am related to Paul McCarthy.

I'm not related to Paul McCartney.

(laughs)

Is Melissa McCarthy left handed?

Left hand, hand of the devil?

Is that that left hand you're referring to?

Raised by nuns, sorry.

Is Melissa McCarthy Australian?

Good day, mate!

You caught me down under.

I could be, though.

We don't know.

Is Kristen Bell naturally blonde?

Let's find out.

Very good, well.

Carpet matches the drapes, y'all.

Is Kristen Bell really singing in Frozen?

Singing my heart out in Frozen.

I gave it all I had.

Is Kristen Bell vegetarian?

Ding ding ding.

Yes, I am.

Is Kristen Bell in a sorority?

Currently?

No, but thank you for asking.

My God.

Let's do another one.

What is Melissa McCarthy like in real life?

A monster.

Yeah, that's very accurate.

A monster.

And I actually googled that

before I started working with her.

What is Melissa McCarthy's Twitter?

And I believe it has a couple of M's in it.

What is Melissa McCarthy's first job?

I worked in a nursing home,

and I loved it.

I love old people.

I love old people. Me too.

I really gravitate, I really gravitate

towards the elderly.

We do this in the movies, so it's like no big thing.

We've been around the block

so many times with these things.

Like, Hey Melissa, what's up?

These are two cabbages.

They're not even...

Let's go to Kristen Bell and her bosoms.

What is Kristen Bell's favorite color?

Uh...

Teal.

So many shades.

Really? Yeah, it makes me happy.

Oh, what, I knew it.

What is Kristen Bell's vocal range?

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I'll do the exact same note.

(hits low note)

(laughs)

What is Kristen Bell on Instagram?

@kristenanniebell.

Uh oh, there's more, guys.

Don't worry.

Does Melissa McCarthy have piercings?

Wow.

Above or below?

I have two and they're in my hearing holes.

Does Melissa McCarthy have a book?

I own many books.

(laughs)

Does Melissa McCarthy have an Instagram?

It's @melissamccarthy,

or something very similar to that.

Does Melissa McCarthy have a clothing line?

Why, yes I do, and I'm wearing it.

A very cute clothing line.

It's the teal oil swirl,

coming to you in fall.

Does Melissa McCarthy wear glasses?

Yes I do, and I prefer '80s sunglasses

because I have an enormous head.

That's a bonus fact.

Huge noggin.

Let's take it back to Google here.

Does Kristen Bell have, oh my God, that says pets.

Because I for a second did not think it said pets.

Does Kristen Bell have pets?

Yes, I do.

I'm down to one dog because man,

when they get old they drop like flies.

(laughs)

Yes.

Does Kristen Bell have tattoos?

I've always wanted a tattoo,

but my husband does not like girls with tattoos.

I think it intimidates him

because he's got a lot, as you know.

What's weird, fun fact,

Dax has a huge tattoo of me on his lower back.

I'm his tramp stamp.

Yeah,

which is why I was so excited to work with you,

because I've been staring at your face for so many years.

Does Kristen Bell have a Twitter?

I do.

Does Kristen Bell speak another language?

No.

I spoke Brazilian a very long time ago,

Portuguese really,

but I don't remember much of anything.

Still impressive.

Does Kristen Bell have allergies?

Oh, let's get into it, guys.

Yes.

Number one, to Band-Aid adhesive.

[Melissa] What a timely question, guys.

Are you getting that?

What happened was this is a splatter from the stove,

it's a little oil.

And then I put a Band-Aid over it,

and as it turns out I am more allergic to the adhesive

than I was to the grease burn.

Now by Band-Aid, do you mean roll of duct tape?

Yes.

Isn't that what everybody's using for Band-Aids?

Thank you for joining us today.

Thank you, and thanks Google

for finally asking what we've all been wondering.

Yeah, and thanks to my grandmother

for sending in most of those questions.

I hope to see you soon, Nana.