(whistling train clacking on track)

Hi, I wanted to take a minute

to thank the commenters who agreed with my latest rant

about how the 11th incarnation of Doctor Who

is far too touchy-feely.

As for the rest of you, the other 99.9%

who disagreed with me, I'd like to clarify a few things.

First of all, I was really surprised

by the level of vitriol.

Even concerning how important this topic is.

Darnack Letterbomb writes, If I tried

to describe how much I hate you,

it would be like determining the exact number

of atoms in the entire universe.

Yeah, well you know who could determine

the exact number of atoms in the entire universe?

The fourth or the fifth incarnation of the Doctor.

Because they were a little more together

than this latest version.

Aceginger37 writes, I respected your opinion

at first because you're entitled to it,

but then you had to dis bow ties.

That was a common refrain in the comments.

Litlmonkeybro101 wrote, Bow ties are cooler than scarfs

and so are fezzes.

Look, there's only two classes of people

that can get away with wearing bow ties and scarfs.

One of 'em is 80-year-old Shriners from the Midwest,

the other is 20-year-old hipster dudes from Brooklyn.

900-year-old aliens should know better.

Stargate6126330 wrote, How dare you.

The doctor is different each time he regenerates.

Well, duh.

Look, what bothers me is all the touchy-feely,

huggy-wuggy, timey-wimey, wibbly-wobbly stuff

they have going on in these latest episodes.

Rodney McKay writes, If you don't like this version

of Doctor Who, request the BBC

to change his name to Dr. Phil.

Touche.

Right on, Rodney.

You're my kinda guy.

I command my fanboy minions to lobby the BBC

to do what Rodney said.

Let's change the name of the show to Dr. Phil.

On a totally unrelated note, Awesome McNinja writes,

If he says one thing about bronies...

Oh, don't tempt me Awesome McNinja.

Don't tempt me.

There's a lot of stuff I'm angry about.

What's getting under your skin?

Make a video and let me know.

Everyone's got an angry nerd in them.