Pixar has, officially, sold out.

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What's next, Wall-E on ice?

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Can someone, please, send this

900 year old Gallifreyan to an

interstellar DeVry Institute where he can

relearn the fundamentals of galaxy saving?

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A skimpy, 169 minutes of running time

devoted to the entire first six chapters

of the book?

The trims are unforgivable.

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Kirk and Sulu fighting on a sky platform,

and falling hundreds of miles to the

planet's surface?

Come on!

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I will only see Star Trek: Into Darkness once,

during it's theatrical run, at full price.

I mean, I'll go see it again at a matinee,

but I won't pay full price more than once.

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Subscribe to the Wired channel,

and never miss one of my rants.

Your move, Jackson!

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